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14.11.09

成为我借钱的对象吧


有个取化学合成物为名字的前老板告知曰:"愿望靠自己实现的。不是许了就可以。我找到了一个senior,他叫我怎样去走我的那条路。现在我当一位fulltime的财务管理圆了。"

原来黄老板当财务管理员了。我的直觉是以他的才情,肯定是可以当个杰出的财务管理员。

心要恳切,为人为己,双赢心态,人家才会信任你。最忌急躁,眼高手低。这是我的成功的财务管理员朋友们给我的启示。


希望黄老板成功上路啦。多一位成功人士的相识,以后要借钱的对象可以多几个。

Fwd: Fw: Dangerous Chicken Wings:我的标准反应

又是垃圾邮件,这次的是‘Fwd: Fw: Dangerous Chicken Wings


通常垃圾邮件都是以 ‘Fwd: Fw...’作为开头的。


这文章是典型的垃圾邮件。阿猪阿狗人云亦云,随随便便的写一些似是而非的文章就当福音四处乱散播。

我想信吃肉是不好的,可能烧鸡翅膀也有坏处。但这文章是明显不是以客观科学的角度来说话,倒是象八卦新闻的以讹传讹多一点。很多人很轻易把道听途说,或自我印证的芝麻小事放大,然后当成可有可无的消息乱乱分发。还亏帮原文的作者Sharon How传福音的人把不知对错真假的即兴内容沾沾自喜(但大部分时候是过目就忘)。


垃圾邮件的泛滥,让我们的电子邮件信箱里满充斥真假难分的‘号外内幕’,即使是真的,也因传得太多而变成虚假。至少,其珍贵层度极大贬低。你还记得曾传过给其他人(或阅读过的)的垃圾邮件的内容吗?有多少巴仙还有印象?网上要作任何传言都太过轻易了,造成一种很微妙而难深远的‘副作用’,即货真价实的真理被变相的贬值。

有时垃圾邮件来得正是我刚饱晚饭的即兴时刻。一是兴起写下这篇自认满载知见的短文。向我倒垃圾的老板赚到暴利了:他只以轻按回车的吹灰之力,竟得我原汁原味的鸿文一篇。



03 September 2009 4:48


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附录:Fwd: Fw: Dangerous Chicken Wings 的原文:




Chicken Wings - Its Dangerous

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently - ladies, especially; a true story...!

A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent an operation to remove the.
The cyst removed was filled with a dark colored blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the surgery but! she was terribly wrong.


A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed , she rushed down to her gynecologist for a consultation..

During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that puzzled her.
He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits..
You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met.
This need is none other than the need for food.
Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the neck or the wings...
Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exists.
These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it accelerates growth..
It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!

People, who receive this email, please forward it to your friends and loved ones. I am sure no one wants to see him or her suffer!
Regards,
Sharon How

SingaporeMedical Association
Tel: (65) 6223 1264 (65) 6223 1264 , ext. 22
Fax: (65) 6224 7827
Email: sharon@sma.org
. sg
Website:
http://www.sma/.org.sg>

一点点无病呻吟

小妹妹,

事物有来有去。过去的,是放下的时候就放下。被过去的眷恋捆绑,人很难会进步。不是念旧情就不好,但让对过去的执着束缚造成不必要的烦恼,就不是好事。生命中有很多很重要的事情是需要优先注重的,错置了重点而浪费太多资源和精力在非重点的事情上,是一种看不到、确又很巨大的生命折损。合法的或非法的建筑,即使有再多的不舍,因缘消散时就让他消散吧。老子不是也这样主张吗?新的苗种会随着旧事离析在其他时空中萌芽。欣欣不息,旧事的逝去,又焉知非福?

看完了自己写的这一段,觉得自己还蛮有文采下,像哲人又像诗‘仙’,只是有一点点像无病呻吟(只是一点点)。。。

〉〉好了,下次再给你报告新闻,等下还有可怕的solid state考试。。。bye bye。。。

我看到人家因考试或写博士论文而寝食难安,有一种隔岸观火的快感。。。

〉〉好好照顾自己。。。

还好好的活着,而且人体还是一块kok。